Saturday, October 28, 2006
{ 10:07 PM }
I got this frend Ahpek, he just got to know one China Piao mei who is in Malaysia on " vacation" so after a few days going out with this Piao mei then one day Ahpek asked the Piao mei
Ahpek : Piao mei ar ... we go out so many days ledi wor .... when you wanna let me wat wat u jek?Piao mei : Ahpek ar .... you so fast wanna wat wat me meh? I only know you for a few days only worrrAhpek : a few days still not long enuff to show my sincerity meh? I really lafu you wan worr Piao mei : Still not enuff ler .... there is something you havent done yet ler ....Ahpek : What is that jek? faster tell me ... i fast fast go do! Piao mei : All my frends mia bf all got buy them jewelry wan wor ... but you ...Ahpek : Say no more! I bring you go buy now!
Ahpek then bring Piao mei go Kedai Emas Poh Kong .... you should see the glow on Piao mei's face when she enters Poh Kong dat time.As Ahpek enters the shop, he loud loud tok to the small counter clerk :Ahpek : Eh ... ask your Manager come! I want buy diamond ring for my gf!Later the Manager come with 2 packs of Drinho Packet drink ....Manager : Boss, sit down and have a drink first ... we slow slow tok ok?Ahpek : Eh lu Manager har? then bring me a very spesel diamong ring! i wanna buy for my pretty gf here.Manager : Wuah! you really " sik foh" (know your stuffs) ... know how to come to our place asking for diamond ring! our diamond ring very fehmes wan! Nah boss .... this one 3 carats, very shinny diamond .... after discount i gibe lu RM5,000 ok anot?Ahpek : I think you no skool much wan la! which part of "Very Spesel " you dont understand? 3 carat?!!! My maid's diamond ring also more than 3 carats la!!!Manager : Wuahh!!!! very little peeple so expert like you wan ler boss! I like you very much! Nah what about this? this wan 5 carats .... after discount RM13,000 only.Ahpek : What discount discount? I dunwan those got discount discount wan! bring me something without discount!
Manager : Wuahh!!! ok ok I understand ledi boss! You really come to the right place liow! I recomen you this 10 carats diamond ring! This ring last time owned by itu HK Singer Kenny B mia ex wife wan ... this one made from the precious blue diamond from Egypt , only our shop got this! This one knot gibe discount ... the price is RM90,000Ahpek : Hmmm ... lidis lar i like! come come lemme take a look*Ahpek then pass it to the Piao mei and ask her :*Ahpek : How baobei? you like this one anot? last time Kenny B's ex wife also wear before wan leh ...Piao mei : I like Ahpek! I like!*Ahpek then pass back the ring to the Manager and said :*Ahpek : ok la ... I take this one ... just now you said RM90,000 izzit ?Manager : Yes boss, RM90,000 .... no discountAhpek : Ok lar .. my gf here love the ring very much .... i take it la!Manager : Tenkiu boss!!! How would you like to pay? with Cash or card boss?Ahpek : Cash? lu siao har? who walk on the street with 90k in their poket wan?Manager : soli soli ... then you pay card izzit? Ahpek : Pay card??!!! you know how high is the interest anot??!! diu!Manager : Then?Ahpek : Lidis lar .. I give you cek ok? you no need to gimme the ring 1st .... today is saturday mah bank alredi closed so u wait till monday only go bank take money la! the cek cleared ledi only i come and take the ring ok anot? Manager : Ohhh ... lidat ok la! ok set boss, later monday your cek cleared ledi I will call you to come and take the ring ok?Ahpek : dont call so early hor! I dont wakeup till 12pm wan.Manager : Yes sir! I know sir.*Then Ahpek issued the cek and hand it over to the Manager then Ahpek and Piao mei left the shop ...... 2 days later (Monday) the Manager called Ahpek on his handphone : *
Manager : Oi Cilaka lu! your account left RM18.02 only la! Diu ! you where got money to buy a RM90,000 ring??!!!Ahpek : I know my account no money wor ... I pretend to wanna buy my gf the ring only mah ... Knot ah?Manager : Wuah you farker! If your gf know you are dem pokai I sure she will dump 9 u straight away!Ahpek : AAhhh .... dat one I know ledi laa ... tell you something you derno lar .... you know how nice she serbis-ED me on Saturday and Sunday anot?
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
{ 10:23 PM }
Jan
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
Feb
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Mar
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
Apr
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.
Jun
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
Jul
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Aug
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.
Sept
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
Oct
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
Nov
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Dec
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
{ 11:47 PM }
DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do yourun from a naked lady?Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn intostone. A part of me is getting hard already!
ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.'Your name pls.'?"Abdul Aziz ""Sex? ""Six times a week!! ""No, no, I mean male or female! ""Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?Daughter on the cover of cosmo.Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboyand .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?Little Johnny: Doctor !!Teacher: Why?Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
{ 10:46 PM }
today was lyk a drama to me..uncle ong suddenly said to me to sever ties wit me le.meaning ii hab to pay up the rest of the instalment for my notebook sehh..=.="..siianx le..actually ii tot he din mean it..but siince he is the one to say it first den ii wil let it be ba..no use asking hiim not to sever oso..=S..ii did tell hiim dat siince he wna sever den he can sever..ii berii cool wit it de..ii knw deep down he wun wanna continue tis kinda relationship wit me oso..=((..
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
{ 10:34 PM }
Happy couples know that the real relationship begins when the honeymoonIs over. They know that unless you maintain the garden of love, its beauty will wither and die. In a recent column, you discovered the 10 relationship mistakes to avoid. Now discover the 10 things that happy couples do:
1. Go to bed at the same time.Remember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn't wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times.They go to bed at the same time, even if one partner wakes up later to Do things while their partner sleeps.
2. Cultivate common interests. After the passion settles down, it's common to realize that you have few interests in common. But don't minimize the importance of activities you can do together that you both enjoy. If common interests are not present, happy couples develop them. At the same time, be sure to cultivate interests of your own; this will make you more interesting to your mate and prevent you from appearing too dependent.
3. Walk hand in hand or side by side. Rather than one partner lagging or dragging behind the other, happy couples walk comfortably hand in hand or side by side. They know it's more important to be with their partner than to see the sights along the way.
4. Make trust and forgiveness your default mode. If and when they have a disagreement or argument, and if they can't resolve it, happy couples default to trusting and forgiving rather than distrusting and be grudging.
5. Focus more on what your partner does right than what he or she does wrong. If you look for things your partner does wrong, you can always find something. If you look for what he or she does right, you can always find something, too. It all depends on what you want to look for. Happy couples accentuate the positive.
6. Hug each other as soon as you see each other after work. Our skin has a memory of "good touch" (loved), "bad touch" (abused) and"no touch" (neglected). Couples who say hello with a hug keep their skin bathed in the "good touch," which can inoculate your spirit against anonymity in the world.
7. Say "I love you" and "Have a good day" every morning. This is a great way to buy some patience and tolerance as each partner sets out each day to battle traffic jams, long lines and other annoyances.
8. Say "Good night" every night, regardless of how you feel.This tells your partner that, regardless of how upset you are with him or her, you still want to be in the relationship. It says that what you and your partner have is bigger than any single upsetting incident.
9. Do a "weather" check during the day. Call your partner at home or at work to see how his or her day is going. This is a great way to adjust expectations so that you're more in sync when you connect after work. For instance, if your partner is having an awful day, it might be Unreasonable to expect him or her to be enthusiastic about something good that happened to you.
10. Be proud to be seen with your partner. Happy couples are pleased to be seen together and are often in some kind of affectionate contact -- hand on hand or hand on shoulder or knee or back of neck. They are not showing off but rather just saying that they belong with each other. Even if these actions don't come naturally, happy couples stick with Them until they do become a part of their relationship. They know that it Takes 30 days for a change in behavior to become a habit, and a minimum of six months for a habit to become a way of life and love.
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Monday, October 16, 2006
{ 10:40 PM }
1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
12 . HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable.
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{ 11:48 AM }
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" The lover man nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands to know.
"That's me dummy before the surgery."
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Friday, October 13, 2006
{ 10:06 PM }
Most people when they're suffering from flu commonly consume Capsulated tablets with warm water, not knowing whether the pill would safely reach the stomach. This could be serious and perhaps you should consider proper ways of swallowing pills.
Doctors Advice:
* Pills can be taken singly by using cold water. After swallowing, a person should drink a lot more water. * Take your pills 30 minutes before you go to bed, don't go straight to bed immediately after taking pills.
Incident:
One day a guy took some antibiotics and for not drinking enough water to flush it straight down to the stomach, the pill was lodged on the food tract and caused an inflammation. For six days he could only take cold milk and water-soluble food and was hospitalized for five days. The Doctor warned that should it get any worse, an ulcer in the intestine may result. So please exercise caution.
When taking medicine in pill or capsule form: * DO NOT use warm or hot water / fruit juice / all kinds of sweet drinks to wash down the medicine. * The right way is to down it with cold water. If you feel discomfort in the throat after taking a pill, drink lots of water or cold milk. Stand or sit straight when you take your pill and do not lie immediately.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
{ 10:55 PM }
In November, a rare kind of breast cancer was found. A lady developed a rash on her breast, similar to that of young mothers who are nursing.Because her mammogram had been clear, the doctor treated her with antibiotics for infections. After 2 rounds, it continued to get worse, so her doctor sent her for another mammogram. This time it showed a mass.A biopsy found a fast growing malignancy. Chemo was started in order to shrink the growth; then a mastectomy was performed; then a full round of Chemo; then radiation. After about 9 months of intense treatment, she was given a clean bill of health.She had one year of living each day to its fullest. Then the cancer returned to the liver area. She took 4 treatments and decided that she wanted quality of life, not the after effects of Chemo. She had 5 great months and she planned each detail of the final days. After a few days of needing morphine, she died. She left this message to be delivered to women everywhere: Women, PLEASE be alert to anything that is not normal, and be persistent in getting help as soon as possible.Paget's Disease: This is a rare form of breast cancer, and is on the outside of the breast, on the nipple and aureole It appeared as a rash, which later became a lesion with a crusty outer edge. I would not have ever suspected it to be breast cancer but it was. My nipple never seemed any different to me, but the rash bothered me, so I went to the doctor for that. Sometimes, it itched and was sore, but other than that it didn't bother me. It was just ugly and a nuisance, and could not be cleared up with all the creams prescribed by my doctor and dermatologist for the dermatitis on my eyes just prior to this outbreak. They seemed a little concerned but did not warn me it could be cancerous. Now, I suspect not many women out there know a lesion or rash on the nipple or aureole can be breast cancer. (Mine started out as a single red pimple on the aureole. One of the biggest problems with Paget's disease of the nipple is that the symptoms appear to be harmless. It is frequently thought to be a skin inflammation or infection, leading to unfortunate delays in detection and care.) What are the symptoms?1. A persistent redness, oozing, and crusting of your nipple causing it to itch and burn (As I stated, mine did not itch or burn much, and had no oozing I was aware of, but it did have a crust along the outer edge on one side.)2. A sore on your nipple that will not heal. (Mine was on the aureole area with a whitish thick looking area in center of nipple).3. Usually only one nipple is effected. How is it diagnosed? Your doctor will do a physical exam and should suggest having a mammogram of both breasts, done immediately. Even though the redness, oozing and crusting closely resemble dermatitis (inflammation of the skin), your doctor should suspect cancer if the sore is only on one breast. Your doctor should order a biopsy of your sore to confirm what is going on.This message should be taken seriously and passed on to as many of your relatives and friends as possible; it could save someone's life.
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{ 12:04 AM }
BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS1. No BreakfastPeople who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.2. OvereatingIt causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.3. SmokingIt causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.4. High Sugar consumptionToo much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.5. Air PollutionThe brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.6. Sleep DeprivationSleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.7. Head covered while sleepingSleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.8. Working your brain during illnessWorking hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.9. Lacking in stimulating thoughtsThinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.10. Talking RarelyIntellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----The main causes of liver damage are: 1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.3. Too much eating.4. Skipping breakfast.5. Consuming too much medication.6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.8. Consumin g r aw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."Because:Evening at 9 - 11pm: is the time for eliminating unnecessary/ toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.Early morning 1 - 3am : detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.Early morning 3 - 5am : detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.Morning 5 - 7am : detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am , for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.
TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH...... ......... ..
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
{ 12:22 AM }
ii really hack care le..siince euu say dat wayy..yy should ii be with euu anymore..ii hate it..>.<.....ii dun lykk holding on to sometingg wiich ii too am not sure wadd it will become in the future..meaning ii dun be wit him and end upp wit euu or ii dun be with both of euu at all..O.o..ii aldyy sayy ii dunwan to tinkk so much...its suppose to be lyk an open relationship with no strings attached yet eur gibingg me alot of SPAT as usual agaiin..ii realy wna gibb up le..ii cnt concentrate on workk too..are euu gonna forced me till ii really blast it all out..!!!!...=((...
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
{ 1:24 AM }
::sleepy
::Kevin Zheng Jia Ying's Shui Bi Ni Geng Zhong Yao(canto)
::fine
feelings towards euu although has gone deeper abit but feelings towards him is even more deeper de lor..so ii dunknw how long ii can tahan with tis lor..and PLS dun gibb me SPAT anymore cos right now if euu force me,ii knw euu can find out wad wil be the end result lor?euu can jolly well knw ii wun continue the relationship with you lykk tis forever de....so right now jz enjoy the goings on..shall we..?
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
{ 3:22 PM }
Men and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged. The God welcomes this new batch and tries his experimental new judgement trick and says," I want all you humans to form two queues. One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away from here so that no man and woman can talk and I can talk to men alone." When the women were gone, the Almighty returns and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one solitary man. The God about to open his third eye of anger, thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Come and tell all them henpecked, my brave son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" God asked. The nervous man replies, "I don't know sir, but my wife told me to stand here, until this is over."
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
{ 10:12 PM }
When a girl misses u, she's afraid tosee how yournew girl looks, she's dreading the fact thatur nothers any moreWhen u break a girls heart, she still feelsit whenbumping heads 3 years laterWhen a girl just stares deep into youreyes, she'sHOPING that your hers and only hers ( itshowshow much she cares: eyes never lie)When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through hermind.When a girl is not arguing,she is thinking deeply.When a girl looks at you with eyes full ofquestions,she is wondering how long you will bearound.When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after afewseconds,she is not at all fine.When a girl stares at you,she is wondering why you are sowonderful.When a girl lays her head on your chest,she is wishing for you to be hers forever.When a girl calls you everyday,she is seeking for your attention.When a girl wants to see you everyday,she wants to be pampered.When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "she means it.When a girl says that she can't livewithout you,she has made up her mind that you areher future.When a girl says, "I miss you, "no one in this world can miss you morethan thatGuy Facts:When a guy calls uhe wants to be with youWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to you...When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrongWhen a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a fewminutes,he means itWhen a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him andwondersif you do?When you're laying your head on a guy'schesthe has the worldWhen a guy calls you everydayhe is in loveWhen a (good) guy say he loves youhe means itWhen a guy says he can't live without youhe's with you till your doneWhen a guy says, "I miss you, "he misses you more than you could haveevermissed him or anything else
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{ 10:03 PM }
A girl asks her boyfriend tocomeoverFriday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this issuch abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like to go out and makelovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.He tells the boy everything there is to knowaboutcondoms andsex.* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmanycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on the family packbecausehethinks he will be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.* * * * * * * * *That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come onin!"* * * * * * * * *The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *A minute passes, and the boy is still deep inprayer,with his head down.* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still no movement fromtheboy.* * * * * * * * *Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious."* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had noideayourfather was a pharmacist."
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{ 9:57 PM }
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXTKISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE.TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0HER.TELL HER STUPID J0KES T0 MAKEHER LAUGH.LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR.MESS WITH HER HAIR.JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER.INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0.WHEN SHE CRYS D0 WHATEVER IT TAKES T0MAKE HER SMIlE.F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES.L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0USEE.TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P.H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U AREAROUND Y0UR FRIENDS.WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING ATY0U TELLHER Y0U L0VE HER.LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS.GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER.TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK.STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHESSICK.WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE.KISS HER F0REHEAD.GIVE HER THE W0RLD.WRITE HER LETTERS.LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES.WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER.LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT.LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHEWANTS.KISS HER IN THE RAIN.CALL HER EVERY NIGHT.AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELLHER.L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE.
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{ 9:54 PM }
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nicemen, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after theirmoney.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thankGod are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKETHE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
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Friday, October 06, 2006
{ 7:48 PM }
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Thursday, October 05, 2006
{ 9:36 PM }
If u're not married yet, share this with a friend.If u are married, share it with ur spouse orother married couples and reflect on it.An African proverb states, "Before u get married,keep both eyes open, and after u marry, closeone eye."Before u get involved and make a commitment tosomeone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity,ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem, make u blind to warning signs. Keepur eyes open, and don't fool urself that u canchange someone or that what u see as faults aren'treally important.Once u decide to commit to someone, over timehis or her flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, anddifferences will become more obvious. If u loveur mate and want the relationship to grow andevolve, u've got to learn to close one eye and notlet every little thing bother u. U and ur matehave many different expectations, emotional needs,values, dreams, weaknesses, andstrengths. U are two unique individual children ofGod who have decided to share a life together.Neither of u are perfect, but are u perfect foreach other? Do u bring out the best in each other?Do u compliment and compromise with eachother, or do u compete, compare, and control?What do u bring to the relationship? Do u bringpast relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, pastpain? U can't take someone to the altar to alterhim or her. U can't make someone love u or makesomeone stay.If u develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment,and "a life", u won't find yourself makingsomeone else responsible for ur happiness orresponsible for ur pain.Manipulation, control, jealousy, neediness, andselfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving,healthy, loving and lasting relationship!Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security arethe wrong reasons to be in a relationship. Whatkeeps a relationship strong?Communication, intimacy, trust, a sense of humor,sharing household tasks, some getaway timewithout business or children and daily exchanges(a meal, shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, anote).Leave a nice message on the voicemail or send anice email.Sharing common goals and interests. Growth isimportant. Grow together, not away from eachother, giving each other space to grow withoutfeeling insecure. Allow ur mate to have outsideinterest. U can't always be together. Give eachother a sense of belonging and assurances ofcommitment. Don't try to control one another.Learn each other's family situation. Respect his orher parents regardless.Don't put pressure on each other for materialgoods. Remember for richer or for poorer. If thesequalities are missing, the relationship will erode asresentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect,dishonesty, and pain replace the passion.The difference between 'United' and 'Untied' iswhere you put the i.
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
{ 9:22 PM }
::refreshed from workk
::everlasting love from the love affair(retro)
::myy roomiie
hehe..ii m fallingg in lurbee wiith euu bit byy bit lerss..lol..din expect it at firstt too..haha..
cuteyy
babyy....oops byy the wayy horr..dun expect me to lykk euu at workk horr..blockkheadd..wakaka..
ii wun show on myy face de..tiis ii can tell euu lorss..
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
{ 6:22 PM }
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red,but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked himcuriously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Nowevery time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood,think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home,cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she alsostarted to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a manwho meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happylife... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "Mydearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was theonly lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first timewe dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted somesugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just wentahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communicationI tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don'tlike the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had thesalty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorryfor anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggesthappiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, stillwant to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone askedher: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because theone you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her."
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Monday, October 02, 2006
{ 8:56 PM }
Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Labels: miscellaneous
::sleepy
::Kevin Zheng Jia Ying's Shui Bi Ni Geng Zhong Yao(canto)
::fine
::refreshed from workk
::everlasting love from the love affair(retro)
::myy roomiie
cuteyy 
babyy....oops byy the wayy horr..dun expect me to lykk euu at workk horr..blockkheadd..wakaka.. 
ii wun show on myy face de..tiis ii can tell euu lorss.. 
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